This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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