literally had 100 drinks last night.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
please come you make the beer taste better
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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