thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Randomize
