I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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