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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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