have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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