Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
