Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
high people should be assigned attendants
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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