Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
