Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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