New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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