I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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