I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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