he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
