I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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