Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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