How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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