question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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