Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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