part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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