I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
