yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
that's an acceptable place to lick
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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