he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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