in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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