Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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