Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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