one two three fourrrrnication!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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