all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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