Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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