non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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