I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize