Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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