My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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