We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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