That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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