I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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