I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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