And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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