So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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