Hahaha hahaha yeah my gf has no problem gettin a release with me lol it's awesome cause sometimes she has to take breaks cause she's having them one after another lol I love it when that happens... It really makes ya feel like a man haha
Maybe he was a terrible lay. Maybe she was a dumb bitch.
Whatever the problem, faking it hurts everyone.
1:35 - I've known some manwhores that were truly terrible in bed.
One of the best fucks I've ever had, only slept with one other girl before me.
Some guys just know what they're doing. Some girls just know how to get it.
It's chemistry. It's art. It's fucking fantastic.
To be honest. This Nate had a 8-9 inch penis. I was with the guy for a year and a half. Couldn't make me go ONCE.
P.S. If he ever reads this... I FAKED IT! Sorry..
As bad as I feel for this girl for having a bad lay for a long-term boyfriend, I'm surprised nobody's mentioned how the WOMAN has to help her boy figure out exactly what gets her off the first few times. You faked it? Great! He thinks you get off with no effort on his part! You showed him what to do and he didn't do it? Great! He got to keep fucking you without having to put in the work for your turn. You totally deserved this.
*10:48 here*
If you want to bump up the volume, sexually.. TALK TO YOUR MAN. It doesn't have to be some serious emotional discourse.. There are sly ways of showing him what works, without bumming him out in the process.
4:25 is right. Play with yourself, talk dirty, get on top.. teaching him to be in tune with your pleasure will help him out in the long run.
4:06 - if he's not taking directions you should be more vocal that you know your body and that's what you like. he'll do it for you. if not, then you can find someone else. if you're a smart, attractive girl that won't be hard.
thats bullshit, once i tell a bitch my name she creams her panties on the spot.
let her touch my perfectly bleached and frosted hair, she creams again.
by the time i get her back to my place and out of her clothes, she's usually in double digits.
NOT NOW CHIEF IM IN THE FUCKIN ZONE!
and you know what? i bet the guy this chick is talking about is like 8 inches. guys with the big dicks can be SO cocky, but it's always all talk no game.
isn't it fuking depressing! wasted my time on a guy who was not good, but got mad cause "i couldn't get off" just because i liked him. the truth is buddy YOU couldn't get me off. dear lord there should be a "how to have sex for dummies" book!
He has 100% success rate if he continued to sleep with you without you telling. him once [about how you've been faking it] till now. Who's the real loser sweetie? Obviously, not him. You're the idiotic slut. Go somewhere else wih your nonesense.
wow..we have a relationship breakup and the woman says "guess what...you never made me cum" as if that's going to make us cry like a baby (or woman..). These bitches need new material. Wah, wah, wah
Saying, after the relationship is over, that you never came is childish. I bet that when you were in elementary school took your ball and went home when you didn't win every game. Boo hoo you dumb cunt
it's 4:31...this site is hilarious and i think i'm addicted. i agree this site can sometimes make you wanna hook up...which yes i want to cause it's been too long
i love how i answered a question and everyone is still bashing me for something I already answered.
Number 1- He should have listened.
Number 2- I am over him, I have been for years.
Number 3- No 820, I did not lay there like a fuckin star fish.
And yes, it is my fault I faked it. TOTALLY my fault. Now everyone fucking chill down.
Do you just lay there? Fucking an inanimate object is only fun the first few times. After that it gets old, and the guy is just using your body as a masturbation tool.
if he wasn't getting you off why didn't you tell help him along? this is dumb, you didn't help yourself and instead just kept on fucking him even though it sounds like you didn't enjoy it that much. grow up and be a big girl. sex isn't just about having a guy bone you and hoping he makes you cum
4:31 - 4:19 here. i also agree with 4:25. when the last girl i was with would start getting close she'd get on top because she knew that position allowed her the greatest pleasure. we could be in synch and finish one after the other. help yourself by helping your man, you'll enjoy it
(2:55)- ROFL! yeah. i get it. i just dont understand. being female is a hard life. we make hold babies, and the g-spot is more hard to find for me than a needle in a hay stack.
Ahhhhh, i just want fricken release! AHAHA!
3.00 Maybe if there was less hay in the stack things would be easier to find!
But seriously making girls get off isn't the rocket science people make it out to be
sounds like the OP has some anger management issues. Real men D O N ' T C A R E if you get the big O or not. If you don't have the eggs to talk to your man when it's happening, don't pull out the tissue after it's over and try to hurt our feelings. We had a good time -- all that matters!
Maybe if you tell him what works for you, it might be just a bit more to your high standards there. I'm saying get graphic and talk like a porn star. Tell him to speed up or slolw down, or harder or softer...stuff like that.
If you didn't get off, it's just as much your fault as his.
Oh please. Get over yourself. Way to stick it to him. Way to show him. Haha! You're such a loser. He repeatedly had sex with you. He came everytime. You faked it everytime. He got off. You didn't. His success rate is definately a hell of a lot more than 1%.
i agree with ya 4:17. i guess the last guy i was with was pretty sad in bed and that's prob a big reason we are no longer together. i agree with 4:19 and 4:25, if the girl is not doing anything about it then who's the real problem???
Eh. hes nice looking but he fucks everything he can. He'd prob fuck you too to be honest. It's sadly all about him because I clearly pointed out what to do. Some men are just into themselves to much to understand what someone asks for or wants. Mind you, i've only gotten off with someone prior to that and I DID THE WORK.
And really thank you for supporting his crawling STD ass. I'm routing for you both!
And it looks like I am going to Texas.<3 AHA!
10:48 - i was like that with my second girl. she was older and told me i would be a great lover in a few years (still was good then). it was so much hotter to hear you tell me how to improve on oral than to just assume since i can find her clit and g-spot that i'm a pro
10:48 - i think i may be like that since the second girl i slept with was older and told me i'm on my way to being a great lover. was so much more fun with her saying what she liked and what worked for her instead of just expecting me to know what made her go crazy
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