Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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