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  I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.

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• If you need a 14" dildo I'm not surprised no one fucks you .... If you can take that much its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

  Submitted by quintvisk on Dec 5, 10 at 10:57am

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• 14" WTF?

  Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Dec 5, 10 at 11:47am

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• Sounds painful.

  Submitted by soko on Dec 5, 10 at 11:05am

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• OR *gasp* this person isn't actually a whore for once! If I was shopping with a friend and saw a fourteen inch long dildo for sale, I'd probably get it for lulz. The fact that it has a lifetime warranty is even funnier.

  Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 5, 10 at 12:49pm

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  • ...just in case...

    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 7, 10 at 2:33am

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• Damn! I was hoping to impress her with my slightly above average penis too! I guess I'll have to settle for my knowledge of actually knowing where the clitoris is located and my prowess for stimulating the lil' man in da' boat!

  Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 5, 10 at 2:46pm

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• Jesus I hope you don't plan on any man getting to satisfy you, that's like poking a coffee cup with a needle.

  Submitted by BigBoy13 on Dec 5, 10 at 11:39am

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• anybody ever consider it could be double ended, in which case 14" isn't much. now if its not and has a fist in the end then there is reason for concern.

  Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 8, 10 at 5:57pm

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• If you need a 14" dildo I'm not surprised no one fucks you .... If you can take that much its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

  Submitted by quintvisk on Dec 5, 10 at 10:57am

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• Hopefully they don't put returned items back out on the shelf

  Submitted by lori_ann87 on Dec 5, 10 at 11:43pm

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• Ouch I won't go above nine inches. I prefer ones of a more average size.

  Submitted by Naysayer123 on Nov 4, 12 at 12:58pm

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• Something that size can make you firsty

  Submitted by Pengz on Dec 5, 10 at 9:15am

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• I want to watch you fuck your pussy with it. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

  Submitted by enitenite on Dec 6, 10 at 2:55pm

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