Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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