kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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