i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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