Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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