He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
