I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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