She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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