another moral hangover. fuck.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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