look no pants
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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