Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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