Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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