I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
