yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
