He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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