How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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